aimez moi pour moi .

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

(via pants-are-for-weenies)

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

(Source: lol-you-muggles, via pants-are-for-weenies)

exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

(via sassyb3otch)

cub-buns:

burgersandspankbanks:

beardedsaint:

agayweddingfairytale:

This is absolutely so touching I nearly cried. The Plaza hotel hosts their first gay wedding. Even their kids cried during the ceremony!!!! Hopefully I will have this one day <3

SO MANY FEEEEEEELS

Feeeeeeeeeeels

no its ok, i didnt need my heart.

(via curtisplease)

THIS IS THE ONLY WOMAN WHO CAN STAND NEXT TO BEYONCE AND STILL BE THE MOST FABULOUS PERSON IN THE ROOM

(Source: lizlemonism, via burst-of-giggles)

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

(via burst-of-giggles)

amoying:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

how do you compliment a girl in french?

bon appetits

madame more like madayum

(via burst-of-giggles)